I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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