come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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