Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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