I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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