Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Congratulations! We have a period
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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