the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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