Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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