I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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