I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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