it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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