I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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