better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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