yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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