You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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