Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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