You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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