Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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