Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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