last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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