so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
handjob tips. give me some.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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