it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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