so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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