Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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