All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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