I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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