what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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