can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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