i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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