Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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