somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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