she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I wear drunk well.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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