I CAN MOONWALK!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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