I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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