just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
They have beer where we have blood.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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