i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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