I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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