hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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