Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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