and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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