i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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