I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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