i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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