is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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