dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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