But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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