the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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