you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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