you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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