Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
