Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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