can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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